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The Metro Times in the Detroit, MI area runs a competition for the best Personal Ad, and gives a $15 gift certificate to a local music store as the prize. This one won in the latest issue.
I am black and a woman. With children being slaughtered in Rowanda, what difference does it make how big my breasts are, how long my legs are, or how much money you or I make? To hell with long walks, holding hands, candle lit dinners, and all of that other crap that people never continue doing after the first date anyway; that didn't even take place in Cinderella (I've seen the movie). If there is a man out there who: isn't a crackhead or crack dealer, isn't an alcoholic, doesn't have any kids, doesn't smoke, doesn't beat women, isn't wearing women's underwear as you're reading this ad, isn't a liar, isn't looking for fun behind his wife's back, isn't into being hit, peed on, or tied up while having sex, doesn't want to hit, pee on or tie me up while having sex, likes having sex, CAN have sex, |
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I enjoy meeting women in regular everyday life situations like grocery shopping, bookstores, malls, etc, because it's more relaxing since I'm already there and am not expending much energy in the process. Also these women are there not in order to show off as they might in a club.
By the way, I've noticed that the places where I expend the LEAST energy I usually get the BEST results- whether it’s the post office, mall, or train. I have actually experimented and found that certain malls and stores just FEEL more my style than other malls, and of course I will have even better results there. So the bottom line to remember here is that there are tons of individual things like: -Where the women are in YOUR area. -When are you at YOUR best. |
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